“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.” -Unknown

Quote of the day

"Someone will always be smarter than you. Someone will always be prettier than you. Someone will always be funnier than you. Someone will always be cooler than you. But no one will ever be you."

Oh Damn

Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes

No notes = No study

No study = Fail

Fail = No diploma

No diploma = No work

No work = No money

No money = No food

No food = You get skinny

You get skinny = Then you get ugly

Ugly = No love

No love = No marriage

No marriage = No children

No children = Alone

Alone = Depression

Depression = Sickness

Sickness = Death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen or you will die.